I'm posting this for several reasons.
First, I think it's incredibly funny.
Second, I think it is, in fact, deeply profound, and as with all good humor, it reveals an underlying truth. Certainly, I would never be that confrontational or abrupt with a client, but even so, there are times when I wish I could pull off this kind of 5-minute counseling session. No, simple is not the same thing as easy, but that doesn't change the fact that the answer to most of our problems is exactly this simple.